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Beware The Box

If you saw the prior blog post, you’d know how intense the box prank was. This time, I took my camera into work and we got some footage.

Although this footage is nowhere, and I mean nowhere, close to the original run, it was still funny as hell for us and just a little exclusive peak at what it’s like to work with us :).

Mobile viewers can watch it here


So Far No Ninja

So far, no ninja figurine has been purchased. The babe and I took a little adventure to the Kid Robot store in SoHo and found the boxes. Only problem is, I’m not big on their shit like the, what, 30+ people waiting outside the store for a new toy release at 6pm. I only like 2 ninjas out of the collection. At $8 a piece I wasn’t in the mood to gamble and get one of the 6 I don’t like. There was no way of knowing what was in the box. What is this, Atlantic City?! I don’t want to gamble! Give me my fucking toys!

So I’m still on the hunt. I appreciate anyone reading this looking for a ninja quarter machine anywhere in the city. I’ll spend 4 bucks in that shit to get what I want.

Although I don’t have my ninja yet, I do have the elephant the babe got me :D!! He’s pretty cool. He spent the entire day in my hand from store to store. He got a handful of looks while with us. Such a stud muffin, it’s like he’s a chick magnet. You go boy!

I get ALL the girls! They love my trunk! ;D

Now if I could only successfully ninja him out! That would instantly put an end to my search. Nothing more thug life than an elephant ninja… or would he be a ninja elephant? Hmm…

NYC I Need You

I’m on the hunt for ninja figurines/toys. I see so many that want like 7 to 10 bucks for one, but I don’t want anything large or even medium. I want something small.

I need you, New Yorkers, to help me find a quarter machine anywhere in the city that has ninja’s available. If you do find one, please leave a comment on this post with a picture or just send me the picture via Twitter. This is no laughing matter!!

Oh also, the babe and I saw a guy asking for money with this sign on Broadway yesterday. Just know that this was me and my team. So don’t flock around!

Thank you!

Play Date

Hey what’s up everyone! Hope you all had a great morning and hopefully have a great day as well. Right now, I’m on my bed, sitting, with my helmet on, getting annoyed by my moms whistling to non-existent music, and waiting for the babe to wake up so I can ask her out on a play date. Here’s why!

I love figurines. This morning my boy Kenny posted this to my Facebook wall. Unfortunately, I don’t like to pay as much for shipping as I did the actual items. at $7+ for the figures, and over $7 for the shipping, that screams fail to me. So I hope today the babe and I can head into the city, or into some strange part of Brooklyn to find a ninja figurine to become my spokesman and vice president.

Anyway, hopefully I’ll be back with more nonsense tonight, and maybe a funky adventure. Peace out everybody and try to have an awesome day! If anyone tries to ruin it, punch them in the nose and tell them I sent that via UPS.


Update: After using my brain, I remembered that I live in New York City. The flagship Kid Robot store is out here. So, I’ll just go there and get the figurines and save on the shipping and wait time :D!! Duhr.

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