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Last Night She Dated Me

Last night, the babe decided to take ME out on a date. Such a gentleman she is :x.

We had an amazing time. Hit the city at our usual rendezvous point, Union Square. When I got there she had a blue bag in her hand and the contents of it rocked my world :D!!

Iron Man :D!!

:D Thriller!!!

We got some Chipotle (which is like sex for your taste buds) and ate on the steps and watched the weirdos of New York City go by! We’re just as weird, in our own way.

After that, a little venturing, copped some uh, beverages ;), and went to see The Expendables.

It was pure, unadulterated, shoot em up, bang bang, testosterone pumping, action. I loved it!! She thought “it was okay”. I don’t believe we watched the same movie lol. Either way, I had an amazing time and I hope she did too. Although she was sweet in all gestures, she did get a bit frisky in the theater. I like it rough. Hi baby! :D

Peace dweebs!


First Day of School

Once again, we’re back to school! I’m taking 5 classes, no big deal. I think all of my professors are kick ass, especially the professor for my final class. Got the last two classes with this sexy ass girl. She’s my girlfriend. Hi babe. Anyway, its pretty dope that not only do we have those classes together, but they’re in the same room. No need to get up and walk to another building = win!

So many freshman on campus look like they’re 12 years old. Kind of makes me in the mood for freshman hazing. But I’m way too strange for that, so I would come up with the strangest ideas. Probably traumatize the people for life.

One thing that rocks about this semester… no freshmen in my classes. That means no more dumb ass questions about simple things that should have been understood from their junior year of high school.

I’m in from 12:30 to 7:40 straight. The babe decided to be a daredevil and drag it out from 9:30 to 7:40. Good thing is we only have school Monday and Wednesday. I don’t see how she’s going to maintain sanity this year between those long days and working, but I’ll be by her side to help her woosah and apply her eye vegetables.

Our last class, Anthropology & the Abnormal, is taught by a professor who is, according to Rate My Professor, “kick ass”. From what we hear, he’s supposed to be the shit. Sounds like the perfect way to end a long day. Hopefully, we can get some good laughs in along with the work.

Having classes with the babe may lead to unnecessary random laughter in the middle of something serious so..yeah…be on the lookout for some classroom shenanigans.

The Fold

Right now, in a time when I’d rather just close my eyes. Just listen to the movement.

Feel all your words in my heart until they move it. Lose it all when my eyes come to life and…

…for my life I’d choose fight before flight but I’d fly for the fight just to show you the sky.

Show you your limits, demise, and inhibit your lines from their heir and show them my fear.

Show them my terror, feed them their errors. Underestimate and trust me, you will take…

…every action I dictate to you, puppet. I love it, just fight it, say fuck it, and tough it out.

What you talk about, Willis, I talk about vivid enough to expose all your lies. Now you’re livid?

I die for this passion, my heart is a tragedy waiting to happen and now in this trap I break free of my master, the key, what they see, what I feel, it’s just two different things, so my third is a wrench in the wheels of this dream, you will fall to my tampering. Blood on this scene…

New Acquisition: Blackout Chucks

I was welcoming my new pair home, but I decided to stop by and introduce you to them. These are my new Blackout Chucks. My very first pair of Chucks ever. Reason?

The babe got a pair the other day. Her’s are the low tops. I can’t take low top things, so I went with the all black mids and damn I’m feeling them. My Lakai’s served me well. Through skateboarding, running, and miles and miles and miles of walking the city with the babe they have gotten a bit on the uh, well…

Yeah… so there they are. My babies. My pride and joy. Will I still wear them? Fuck yeah, I love those bitches! Scars or not, my feet are in there like swim wear!  Unfortunately, I can never wear them in the rain unless I want to have wet socks lol.

I want to make a BBM commercial with the babe. She was my long distance consultant. I was in David Z. (New York sneaker store) and she was in Brooklyn on her way to work. I took multiple pictures, sent them to her via BBM, she approved, I bought. We do so many things with BBM beyond the standard stuff of the BBM commercials. Stay tuned for that video coming some time soon :).

But until then, welcome home my new kids. I need to name them, which I’m not sure about, but damn these shit’s are so ninja’d out!

Now all I need to do is find an original way to lace them because if you know me, you know I hate things structured and laced up. hang loose in it :D!

Beware The Box

If you saw the prior blog post, you’d know how intense the box prank was. This time, I took my camera into work and we got some footage.

Although this footage is nowhere, and I mean nowhere, close to the original run, it was still funny as hell for us and just a little exclusive peak at what it’s like to work with us :).

Mobile viewers can watch it here

Retail Weirdos United

Working 3 to 10:30 until Monday kind of blows. However, working in retail is always fun when it comes to the weirdos. Yesterday was a prime example.

Yesterday, it’s about 5 o’clock when I hear someone screaming,

Yeah wha-eva wha-eva nigga!

Assuming there is going to be a fight I walk to the front. What do I see? Some hoodrat running into our store staying in plain view of the security cameras as some dude rushes in ready to play Super Punchout with her face. There she stands, taunting him with her hood vernacular while he tightens his fist. We (3 boys) get closer. One of my co-workers crosses paths with them, and the dude almost goes to fight him thinking he was about to get at him. No incident though, we just stay close. Fisticuffs then tells the chick that she can’t hide forever. He walks out… this dumb broad walks out behind him. We would have gotten in if he hit her, but nobody is leaving the store to defend you when you’re following that muthafucker. That’s your issue, parking lot pimpin’!

Hours pass without any significant incident. We close at 10pm. It’s now 9:56pm and this lady walks in with her son to check out the clearance cart. She bends down and goes,

Do I have any crack showing? ‘Cause that’s not sexy!

One or two of my co-workers looked and this lady was fueled. She might be a stripper or something because once the glance, which they took more out of not comprehending what she said than wanting to see her ass crack, took place the show began. She keeps this conversation about her ass going for about 3 or 4 minutes. Saying that she saw one of my co-workers check it out. We’re all dying laughing and then I hear over the intercom a womans voice announcing the store closing. It was just one of the guys joking around though. So the crack gets to the register and begins laughing about how she loves coming here at night because we’re funny. Meanwhile we’re thinking no… YOU’RE funny!

After checking out, my co-worker steps up on the platform and asks,

If I was this tall would you date me?

Her response sent his brain down to Mardi Gras. She looks at him and says,

Yeah, I guess it could work. It would be the perfect height.

As she says this she practically salutes his penis, grabs her sons hand, and walks out like nothing ever happened.

My co-worker now, walks her to the door, locks it and just stares at her as she turns around, both of them probably thinking the same thing.

Damn, I could have gotten some sex tonight!

Retail rawks my world!

My Focus

Although I am a phone geek and would love to spend all of my money on Android devices, the babe is keeping me focused on the toy I really want. Phones get old quick, hold value for the week, but I’m still trying to stay focused and on the hunt for one toy that’ll take us new places, quite literally. I’m hoping to flip cars like I flip phones. My first target:

Stay tuned for progression in the pursuit :D!!

Once I actually get the 97-99 Maxima I’ll officially be down with Nismo. All my car heads know Nismo is no joke. Add a few under-the-hood hookups first and hopefully create a quiet sleeper. Can’t wait. Keep me focused bay bay :).


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