Yesterday the babe and I decided to escape the nonsense of the real world apart from each other. We got together in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and did some relaxing. First place we hit up was Sea to get some Thai food, which was bangin’ by the way.
After the grub-tasm we decided to head out to the water and relax. Now this is where it gets funky. Playing with her, I realized at the last second that there was a killer close by. In an insanely awkward move, I thwarted, thats right, THWARTED!, an attack on my life by… a bench. Don’t judge a bench by its texture. The bench stabbed me, and unfortunately, got away.
It’s obvious that I was in desperate need of medical attention! So my fast-acting, sexy surgeon, went with me to Duane Reade for some supplies, and she went to work. Barely clinging to life I managed to get the video camera and record. Here… it… is…
I barely made it back to write this.